A Christmas Shopping Story
I’m going to tell you a story. It happened. I know. I was there. It just might not have happened exactly the way I’m going to tell it. It’s been a while and memory… well memory is a bit on the flexible side. Not to mention some of the real facts are just plain boring, so I spiced them up a bit.
Once upon a time, some years ago, I left my Christmas shopping for the last minute.